Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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