Me too!
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
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I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
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Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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