If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
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Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
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Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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