no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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