the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Please, let me fuck your mom
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
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Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
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I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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