Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Pooping to opera.
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