Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Banned from zoo.
Again?
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
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im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
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When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
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