Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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