nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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