She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Randomize
