the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
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on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
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If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
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