hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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