Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
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Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
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Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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