i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
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Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
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My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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