Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
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i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
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We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
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