Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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