do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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