super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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