i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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