What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
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I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
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lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
last night I used snow as a chaser
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
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