There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
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It's just like the Real World with babies
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
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I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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