so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
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Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
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Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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