So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
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And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
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I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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