Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
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I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
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U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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