Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
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i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
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Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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