So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
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Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
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Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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