North Korea, Best Korea!
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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