white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I think i peed on brittanys purse
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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