i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Randomize
