i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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