Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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