Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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