Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Just pee around me
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
