He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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