mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
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Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
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How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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