Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
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What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
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She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
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