So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
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