I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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