i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
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he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
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When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??