i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
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So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
When / where did the additional couches appear?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.