I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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