She is in my trunk
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
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I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
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Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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