If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Randomize
