im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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