Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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