SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
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