Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I wish life had little blips of pornography
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
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Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
When did angry sex become our thing?
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
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The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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