I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
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Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Vodka?
Forever.
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So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
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