the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
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in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
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He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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