what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
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You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
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I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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