literally had 100 drinks last night.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
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we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
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Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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