Plan B is the new Plan A
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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