Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
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I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
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Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize