He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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