i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
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you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
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Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
When are your genitals available?
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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