She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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