I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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